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Okay. Christians KNOW that the world was created in 7 days, and I have figured it out.
God set the world spinning, which at the time was a mass of water. A day turned out to be more or less the time it took for God to ejaculate, resulting in the ancient supercontinent. But, as jism is wont to do, the 7 heavenly loads began to drift apart over the ages into the seven continents we know today.
Since God's jism is the essence of creation, my myth is SUBSTANTIALLY more sound than the Christian myth. Therefore, I call on all Christians to disprove my myth. If you cannot refute it, you are wrong and I am right.
All the hail the Church of God's Oozing Jism.
My comments are tongue in cheek (and even a little salty), but perhaps you Christian folk can understand what I'm getting at, and why I'm an athiest.
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