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Old 03-16-2007, 03:29 PM   #108 (permalink)
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If you mean Feline obesity, then you're close. The island is littered with "cat sanctuaries". Local are encouraged to bring stray cats to these santuaries. Once there, the cats are spayed/neutered and then fed for the rest of their captive lives.

I was a bit surprised when I heard this. I would have thought that since they brought in cats to take care of the rat problem, the logical solution to the cat problem would be dogs. Then to solve the dog problem, you just need to find a culture that thinks dogs are tasty and invite them over for a month or too for a buffet. I know, I know....I'm a genius.
Well the good thing about America is we have plenty cats, dogs, rats, etc. We just have also many many stupid people who believe these animals are little humans, as opposed to what they really are. So now we have dogs and cats wearing clothes, staying in hotels, eating processed quisine, and I'm pretty sure some have cell phones, and the elite have celebrity careers. Thus, they're "beyond" the food chain I guess.

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1 too many degrees of separation. Instead, you just eat the fucking cats.
lol You're killing me with this because you're one of the first people I've ever seen with as much indifference as I have. I LOVE when "activists" get upset at this notion because I always say:

"Look, in different parts of the World they don't have the decadence and surplus we do. If I'm in micronesia somewhere and my only shot at a vigor-sustaining meal is Fido or Fluffy, one if not both of them has GOT to go. I don't give a fuck who cries over it. If it's smaller than me, slower than me, or dumber than me, it's dinner."

One of my favorite Discovery shows was Going Tribal, just to see what Bruce Parry was going to have to eat next. And that guy had balls of solid stone withsome of the shit he ate on account of there was just plain nothing else.
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