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Old 10-27-2006, 01:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
Envy

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Originally Posted by bacon
Thanks Envy, but where the hell were you 10 years ago when I was wearing 10 coats and getting 2nd degree burns from laying next to the floor heater on a school bus on the way to a meet?





Seriously, where the hell were ya?
Sitting in the lunchroom preparing a kale, spinach, and romaine chicken salad with a raspberry vinegarette dressing, slivered almonds, and dried cranberries, with a side of sweet potato mash spritzed with lime juice, while every single person slugging their cup of nacho cheese and pizza sticks stopped by long enough to say, "What the fuck are you eating?" "Why would you eat that wierd shit?" etc.

It's okay though, because I could always laugh at the guy* scraping frost off the bus windows on the way to the meet.


*Yeah, that was me.
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