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Old 07-28-2006, 01:37 AM   #20 (permalink)
MMArlon Brando

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Originally Posted by mr_yamamoto
i just shave mine, then do nothing till its really scruffy a few months later; repeat.

the only annoying thing is idiotic bitch coworkers, who ask you every fucking time you shave it "what made you decide to do that?" and 3 or 4 other phrases that you get from 50 different people EVERY FUCKING TIME, even when i've explained to them exactly what i do--shave every few months. doesn't matter, they'll ask the same question next time.

BITCH, i've worked here for five years, i shave my head every coupla months, every time you ask "what made you decide to do that?" or "that's a good summer 'do" or "did you lose a fight with a lawnmower" or "is that the first time you shaved your head?"

jesus fucking christ i want to kill them every time they ask that. how can you not remember that somebody shaves their head on a regular basis, even if it's evry two months or so? and then ask the same fucking question as the last seven times!?!?!?!?

that's it. i'm going to shave my head this weekend and punch the first bitch that does that again right in the adam's apple . . . .
I know where your coming from. "What happened to your hair?!" makes me see red. I had hair yesterday, today I don't. Do the math. Anyway, I don't shave my head anymore becuase my lobotomy scar is too prominent when I do.
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