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Old 07-11-2006, 06:35 AM   #35 (permalink)
b1spingisling
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Fedor is a Russian. So far this is what we know about those slovokians choke artists, here are some general talking points that might be of value to you in speaking intelligently about the matter:

General Knowledge about Russian
1) They can't make government work
2) They can't keep a country together
3) They are heretics and don't believe that Jesus Christ is their personal Savior.
4) They can't devise a reasonable gameplan against a fighter with transparent weaknesses and lesser skills (see Arlovski vs. Silvia 3 and Stallone vs. Drago)
5) They can have moderate success and give the illusion of dominance.
6) They can never reach legendary status (go ahead and try to think of one that is considered a legend)
7) Their language sounds like a lot of hooie, no doubt the work of the devil


The bottomline is Tim beats him and unifies the the heavyweight championship becoming the first undisputed champion in the sport.
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