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Originally Posted by Benji Snap
thats not true... i know a guy who used to chew like 3 packs of gum a day and he had really skinny cheeks but was fat everywhere else. Then he suddenly stopped chewing gum and got fat cheeks again.
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You heard it here first...
"Want a ripped face? Chew gum!"
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